Bill

Alfalfa Edward William Jr. is the Aryan childhood friend of Ninja and Natila and the token badboy of the NSB, skilled in long range combat and gun combat. because gun use makes your character oh so much more edgy.

PERSONALITY AND TRAITS

Bill is a rebel (which is odd since he always wears a red long-sleeved stereotypical white boy shirt.) he hates just about everyone and barely follows orders, if at all. it's funny how the creator of this series made Bill act like the aloof badass archetype when he's literally the whitest character in the series...

BACKSTORY

Bill joined the NSB at the age of 16. he was assigned to R-Block, from there his old boss, Hiro Katako died and now Bill take orders from his kids. that's some BS right there...

he later quit the NSB due to nepotism and now hosts a shitty claymation comedy series. in fact, it's rumored he came up with the "Mr. Bill gets hurt a lot" gag because he desprately want's to die.