Dameon Tailor

Oh, Fuck me, i forgot all about this shitstain...

Damian Tailor was quite literally the Kids Next Door Mary Sue from Hell. "one of the long lost members of Sector Z who made a deal with the Devil or whatever to take revenge" you know the drill...

Crawling in my Skin, these wounds they will not heal...
Damien was a member of Kids next Door that i made up since that was the shit in my childhood. he was hands down the worst thing i scribbled up looking back. he's supposedly a member of Kids Next Door Sector Z before the five canon members became the Children of the Damned.

spineless little shit just stood there and watched his friends get brainraped by Father and when he finally did do something, he got beaten to near death by Father because the villains of a children's show have to be super edgy murderers when the shitty plot demands it. i like to call it Robotnik Syndrome; you know, like how in bad Recolor Fanfics, Eggman's this family murdering lunatic for no reason other than he's bad. ... -ly written.

Without a Sense of Confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take.
which brings us to the Deal with the Devil... Formless pops in like a boss and Damien crys to him non stop about all this pain that Father caused him and his friends and some other shit. hoping to just get his appearance over with so he can go collect his appearance payment, Formless gives Damien a demonic 2x4 Tech weapon that was made 2000 years ago during the first age of the Kids Next Door back on the Recolor Homeworld of Furfucktopia for all the sense it makes now and makes Damien Immortal, Ageless, and unkillable. because even the Devil can make a terrible call.

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there...
rather than take his vengeance then and there, Damien retreats back to KND Headquarters and angsts long and hard about his delightfulized fuck buddies until his 13th Birthday, when he was schedueled to have his brain fried or something. but before numbuh 86 could do us all a favor and wipe this little fucker off the face of the Kids Next Door fan continuity, Damien escapes, no doubt killing god knows how many Operatives along the way, because he's a super edgy demonic mary sue who's so dark and edgy now, oooOOOooo~!!

and that's the story of Formless' chief assassin, ladies and gentlemen... i was agod damned idiot back then, huh?